when u get in the shower without taking off your eye makeup and come out looking like anze kopitar :////
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter