We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line
Creepy boys’ anthem
do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake